Alternative Star Wars
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Pants
13 lines from Star Wars that are better if you substitute theword "pants":
1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2) We've got to be able to get a reading on those pants, up or down.
3) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Commander, I want those pants searched, see to it personally.
4) These pants may not look like much kid, but they've got it where it counts.
5) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
6) These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
7) Han will have those pants down. We have to give him more time.
8) Governor Tarkin, I should have recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
9) Don't worry, Chewie and I have gotten into pants more heavily guarded then this.
10) Maybe you'd like it back in your pants Your Highness.
11) Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
12) Yeah, well short pants are better then no pants at all, Chewie.
13) You came in those pants? You're braver then I thought.
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