The Emporer's Meditation Chamber

Welcome, young jedi! Soon you will be corrupted by the dark powers contained within this page! Only then will you realise your destiny as my servant! Heh, heh,heh,ha,haa!



 

 

 

If you experience any trouble with the pictures of me and other stuff I happen to put on here don't come whining like a Bantha cub to me! Just in case some of you feel your getting a hard deal with this I suppose you can contact Lord vader at: [email protected] . I don't want any complaints about me or you'll find you're house turbolasered if i get to hear about them!And no i dont have an address you can e-mail me with suggestions.




Back by popular demand we now have the return of the: Mail Order A Death Star!

 


Things on this page

Here is the link to my unrivalled no.1 chart hit!

Imperial intelligence does:Star Wars Episode1,The Phantom Whatever thingy whatsit! Click Here

Links to other sites (some pretty good ones too I'll say, Bey!!)
Imperial Royal Guards for hire!, click here to find out more!
Clickhere to view the latest imperial most wanted lists!
Click here to view some alternative humor from the star wars world

 

About

billion Imperial citizens have visited this site before you have!!

 

Before you leave my page I suggest you use this cunning little link to visit my good friend Grand Moff Von Carstein and see what he can do for that splitting head ache at the Channard Medical Institute, run of course, by Dr.Channard of Hellraiser fame!